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..and therefore, I should have an outfit like this, shouldn’t I?
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I wouldn’t say no to something like this either.
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Uncyclopedia. Warning: do not read this post if you suffer from the well-known illness called ‘lack of humor’ (aka being american).
Killer Whales (Orcinus orcoo):
“Many people see killer whales as friendly, frolicking animals that live in swimming pools and do tricks for rewards of fish. While this characterization is true, it represents a minority of the killer whale population. Less than 30% of the world’s killer whales work in the entertainment industry. Approximately 8% of killer whales work in the Aleutian sex trade, doing “tricks” with their blowholes. The rest remain unemployed, swimming the oceans in search of honest work.“
The Bible:
“The Bible (also known as The Holy Bi[b]le) is a long-running series of controversial science fiction books, the first being published by Stone Tablets Press in 200 BC. A cult-like religious following has formed surrounding the book series and has survived throughout time.“
USA:
“The Union of Stupid Aristocrats (U.S.A, pronouced You-Ess-Gay) was founded by a gaylord called George Washington in 1577 after he was blown off course by Hurricane (insert your mom’s name here) while finding Nemo. He never did. It is the stupidest off-shore island of Finland. Also sometimes known as “The worlds greatest Hypocracy” or “The Leader of the Opressing world”. The USA is bent on freeing the rest of the world by introducing “Democracy” (by force) so that their people can make free decisions (selling the USA all their oil for a mediocre price) and live in ‘free doom’ or just plain civil war(reference:Iraq).“
Yay!
I found this website: Overheard in New York, and I just had to share it with you. I am reading a similar one in Norwegian, but that’s of no good for most of you. Read Overheard in New York and get a good laugh.
